Amy is definitely COOL wit us!
This posting is inspired by the countless convos we've had with our lady friends, about life, love and relationships at the crib and we've discovered that there is a new constant among these conversations.....2009 is the year of B*TCH@$$NESS in Men! Now normally we are the first to defend our species, but enough is enough...its time we start airing these lady boys out and seperating them from the rest of us. But before we start...Ladies, I hold you partly responsible simply because you've ignored the golden rule "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR". For years you've wanted men to be more sensitive and more in touch with their feelings/sensitive side and now they are more sensitive than you are...CONGRATULATIONS! (we digress)
Now back to our regular scheduled program....
We could go on for hours on end about this up and coming generation of lady boys, but instead we will give you SUCKA MC's a few simple guidelines to help you turn your cool up, and turn the excess estrogen in your bloodstream down.
1) CHILL THE F* OUT...your woman should never have to tell you to relax, or to stop acting like a girl. Thats your job!
2) Your should not own a piece of clothing that your girl would even consider an option when she's getting dressed to leave the house. For example...
--SKINNY JEANS (enough is enough already)
--Gucci/Louis V fanny packs (wtf?, thats what pockets are for, wear loose enough jeans so you can actually utilize the pockets)
--Accessories (a watch, a chain, a cool ring or bracelet maybe nuff said...all these gawdy beads, and really colorful $h*t needs to be toned down a bit especially if your over 21.
3) If you like women...then act like it. Not saying you have to holla at girl you see, but lets be honest, girls come to the club fly as hell for a reason, so give them what they came for. It's cool to kick it with your boys at the bar, but grab up one of these dames and hit the dance floor wtf???
4) No dancing to any, we repeat, ANY of the numerous ladies anthems (i.e. Single Ladies or Dutty Wine)....especially not by yourself. Good Grief!!!
5) Lastly, YOUR A MAN GOT DAMMIT, so be one. Lets get back to the basics, open doors especially when a women is dressed up, even if you know shes got the bill grab it anyway, dont take longer than her to get ready, dont wear foundation or get your eyebrows done, and most importantly...if your fortunate enough to take a chick home wit you, do everything in your power to PUT HER TO SLEEP...she deserves it ;-) lol
Regards.
